the life and times of the lesser spotted packet jockey

You're Elon Musk.

First up, I'm sorry.

But second, let's imagine for a minute you made an ill-advised gesture that everyone has misinterpreted as a Nazi salute. That's not what happened, but let's consider it for a minute. What do you do next?

1. Call a press conference, apologise, and try to explain.
2. Go silent and hope for the best.
3. Carry on as normal, then give a speech to the far-right German party AfD in which you claim Germany has “too much focus on past guilt, and we need to move beyond that”.

The man is a fucking monster.